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mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

barrowmans:

omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg


Fucking strags.

animorphz:

if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

This guy’s walkin’ down a street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can’t get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, “Hey you! Can you help me out?” The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole, and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, “Father, I’m down in this hole; can you help me out?” The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. “Hey, Joe, it’s me. Can ya help me out?” And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, “Are ya stupid? Now we’re both down here.” The friend says, “Yeah, but I’ve been down here before and I know the way out.
Leo McGarry (via rvenables)

unofficial-skulduggery:

ashbashcrashed answered your question: PSA

I spend too much time on tumblr when I should be revising L$

Oh my god, same. Although I did manage to ban myself from it during the week for a few months. What exams are you doing? :)


Then you have more will power than I do. The L$ was meant to be :$, I couldn’t see what I was typing outside of the little box which was annoying.

I’m doing History, Government and Politics and English Language. I am so looking forward to Kingdom of the Wicked! Woo!

  • Margaret:

    I think you should sleep for a few hours.

  • Leo:

    I'll sleep when he sleeps. But you should sleep for a few hours.

  • Margaret:

    I'll sleep when you sleep.

  • Leo:

    Well, this is going to be interesting 'cause we're going to have a small band of dedicated people who can't lift their arms.

hyperbolequeen:

you know what the stupidest award is

perfect attendance

why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it

where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here